do you want an imaginary cookie?
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
-If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
-If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
-If you are an IB student... sorry, that just sucks... we can't help you.
Humor^^
//M
-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
-If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
-If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
-If you are an IB student... sorry, that just sucks... we can't help you.
Humor^^
//M
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Postat av: Sofia
HAHAHAHA! Klockren!
Jag snor denna, if that's okay ;P
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